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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Raleigh, United States
Chillaxed
Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML
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AngrySailor 17
I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.
Talientary 8
What. The. Hell.
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Comments (76)
Wiringify 22
Hopefully they weren't wet.
Aero_x 21
Well thank heavens farts don't materialize themselves into a physical appearance
WICKEDxANGEL 13
cleaning time :/
joyce71 5
I would of said that's nice then let a big go
RedPillSucks 33
FYL (Fart on Your Life) ??
FrankHotpants 31
Ok, well I'd remind him how many times I've farted in the room and there he is breathing it in.
locustbb 9
Don't worry about it. He was probably just full of air.
rockydify 22
YDI for sitting in the fart chair.
reaxion 25
Thankfully, farts aren't sticky... Oh, wait!
TheSofaKing 7
You should have said you have no idea how many times you came in his wife.