Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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marlie_x 8
well you should know it doesn't count unless it's Facebook official lol
fatalkiss 0
Well, cheer up, this shows how much he obviously relies on you, & how hard it'll be for him to be on his own.
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Comments (118)
Ninjashrimp 0
don't tell him!!!!'
laney1809 0
well I'm sorry about that but you can't miss him that much...he sounds kinds dumb
almighty_zer 5
wat a noob, you didn't lose much OP
iBlamethetruth 9
wait, how did he change it in the first place?
howbout_thisone 13
I hope you told him to figure it out on his own.
Dallasluver19 14
Tell him to click " still in a relationship "
Elovena 9
OMG MY BF DID THAT TO ME ONCE! That was a horrible day. . .
justingummy 3
It's not official until its on Facebook!
jarrettd 27
Well, you go up to the button right past GO F@$& YOURSELF Hahha