Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
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Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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marlie_x 8
well you should know it doesn't count unless it's Facebook official lol
fatalkiss 0
Well, cheer up, this shows how much he obviously relies on you, & how hard it'll be for him to be on his own.
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Comments (118)
Nikkitaria 9
he could of looked online or asked someone else, what a douche
onlyjuan100 0
I would have answered by hanging up! Prick!
doubleodoggy 0
he is dumb
qasimahsan93 4
And you told him off right? RIGHT?? Good luck finding someone BTW. :)
tdodd 0
that happened to me too!
babycoolJ 0
the same thing happened to me, literally.
Smilez12 0
jaja i would of said google it . lol
vasquez101 0
wow that sucks for u he must be a real crack head!!!!
miniluda12 12
well, one thing is clear: dont tell him:p
vanquish83 0
Rofl!! i read it twice and still ROFL!!! How stupid your ex-bf can be anyway??