Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML
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Top comments
Jospehina 0
Lol, so what? You didn't know them, they got a laugh. If you saw that, wouldn't you laugh?
sunshine13_fml 0
this happened to me too. except i was looking at my reflection in the window trying to pop a pimple and then they rolled down their window and i ran off laughing.
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Comments (27)
angelcmel 0
=D haha! Poor you. Don't worry, Im sure they dont know you. Lol. And its not as bad as what we did ... I was in philippines not too long ago and we had a jeep that was completely tinted and you can see your reflection from the outside but not inside. My sister and I were both sitting inside when a man dressed as a woman walked towards the window. He was checking himself out hair and all. my sister then decides to suddenly open the window and ROAR! hahaha we died from laughter. He jumped, Squeeled like a pig and ran off
FML858 0
LMFAO WIN. my friend is Filipino I absolutly adore her <3
toaster468 0
Today, I was sitting in my car with my friend when out of nowhere a stranger walks up to our window to check his appearence. LOL
me215555 0
this is funny and im sure it made you feel stupid but it's not really an FML
FML858 0
LMFAO HOW DONT YOU NOTICE?
kile88 2
how do you not clean your teeth before an interview?
pimpdaddy113 0
at least u made them laugh
kaylapple 1
did you know them.?
JenDanielle917 13
I love how when this was posted, no one commented until like 3 months later.
ilovedomorawr 0
I saw you! I was one of the girls! :O
babysittingfail 0
Hahahaha this just made my day