Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, it was 5th period and I went to the year 11 bathroom. I came out, and there was a crowd of people outside. Someone said, "Um, that's the boys bathroom." FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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Top comments
brill 3
holy crap. that's freaking embarrassing.
djb23 0
so girls DO fart!
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Comments (141)
Dynoblaze 1
girls can't fart. how is that possible? lol Damn though. you're going to be top news in school for at least a week.
KRS_13 0
yes they do. dont be such a retard.
screwtaylor 0
Or maybe they just thought your fart smelled good.
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
0_< Wow.
bubblyblonde 0
Wow, that sucks. And wtf #28?
Hockeylover87_71 0
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
brenbert 0
that sucks, I've had something like that happen!
summer99 0
so embarassing..i def would've waited for them to leave or something. or if you knew it was gonna be that loud you should've turned on the sinks or something so the running water masked the sound.
lmtlmt 7
You're 6th, ********!
shadow_moses 0
god i hate high school!
Besker 0
true that, throwing that many people who are so mixed up with how their bodies are changing in such a small space is just begging for trouble, personally I think an apprentence system would be much better for self-esteem and students would learn so much more
Scorpitarrius 0
I agree. damn hormones.
jess_00 0
Aw that sucks :( They'll forget eventually...hopefully.
iFruit 0
Lol I would have stayed in there for at least 10 minutes unti I was sure they all left. Boys get bored easily