Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I got another parking ticket because I can't afford a parking pass for the school I attend. I now have over $700 in unpaid parking tickets. I have classes all day from Monday-Thursday. I work Friday-Sunday. They recently cut hours at work. Some days I can't afford to feed myself. My mom said, "Figure it out." FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML
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Top comments
itsTiffany 0
Yeah, your mom definitely needs to pay that.
Crunchy_fml 0
sounds like something my family would do too
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peterthegrvm 0
This is why women should be kept behind closed doors and out of any decision making.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
I agree with #53
Mnemic 6
Yeah, mom should pay the bill. If she doesn't, sell some of her stuff to get the $250 back. That will teach her for not paying a lousy 42 cents. (Why you had to pay for that anyway? And ain't that stuff registered in a central database?)
lilfucker 0
Lemme guess, your mom is Asian.
YouDontSeeMe 0
I'd make the mom pay it and add on a $10,000 for emotional distress : )
fortney 0
bs...they can always run the tags...and it's just a "fix it" ticket....fix it before the court date and you're good.
pinkfakecheez 0
Did she know what it was and who it was for? Still, it's just 42 cents. You can't take it with you...
ronnidee 0
it should be a fix it ticket, or go to court to contest that everything was valid. i'd say you'd be able to get out of it
TryToBeKind 0
It's called coming home more often, try it soemtime.
Kitty34_fml 0
Take the ticket to court with the proof that you got your inspection up to date. You won't have the pay the ticket.