Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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Top comments
sharkster 0
haha. You should learn to do that shit in private
GenevieveL 0
Facebook 101: You NEVER Facebook stalk in public places. Or even when another person is in the room. Or with the door unlocked. That is extremely private business, left for the bedroom or a slumber party. YDI.
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Comments (118)
sophhhhh 0
don't worry I love facebook stalking, that hitch joule take it as a compliment!!!
telfie 0
Creeper.
alexblue 5
lol
Agamemnon_fml 0
lmao facebook stalking YDI
NP913 4
dude.. does privacy in ure own home mean anything to you?? lol
rapscalion24 0
just ask her out. the worst that'll happen is she'll say no.
Ucla_cupcake 0
That's why you do that stuff at home. :)
actionwaters 3
that's not stalkerish... that's what facebook is for... unless you were compulsivly jacking off to her pictures...
CiaranPM 0
YDI for being brainwashed by Facebook. Facebook/Myspace/Twitter.. all stupid.
ariissocutelike 0
I'm not trying to sound rude but that IS a HUGE turnoff. Make an excuse and meet her asking if she has one first maybe? And not look in such a used area :) little tip