Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded, "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded, "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
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falsexecho 0
that's why i won't let my parents get a facebook haha
commonsense 0
lol tell em all the houses look the same :P if that doesnt work.....it was apple juice. the bong was a vase for the roses you wanted to surprise your parents with to show them how much cared also its stupid to take pics of illegal activities.... ydi...... you do know employers these days try to find as much about you as possible including looking through facebook haha. just an fyi...
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shalvius 3
OWNED by Facebook
citylights 0
that's why i don't let my parents, or my brother, add me on facebook :)
truelyajerk 0
It could have been a seen on their siblings facebook, or the OP might have been dumb enough to friend their parents. If it was on your siblings and they ratted you out, unfriend them, and in their sleep cut their face. If it was on your parent...then you deserved it and more.
madame_malfoy 4
...wow...way to go idiot...i'm just absolutly speechless at your...just...wow...
MagnusMKI 0
YDI, plain and simple. I'm in a fraternity and I don't even have photos of us drinking legally since alot of major buisnesses like to thumb through them.
kimmylou 0
Hahahaha that's frickin amazing!!!
mylifesucks_alot 0
Seriously? If you were dumb enough to allow pictures of you engaging in illegal activity to be displayed on the internet, then you deserve what you got.
mtrem225 0
Parties+Facebook are not to be mixed... you deserved this one
yankeesfan130225 0
yeah, thats why parents SHOULDNT have facebook lol
dvl11 0
If you have a Facebook account you should know NOT to put party pictures up and make sure your friends don't either. My parents have Facebook accounts too and I set the privacy settings so that they won't see the pictures tagged of me. And when my friends tag me I always untag myself.