Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded, "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded, "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML
Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
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falsexecho 0
that's why i won't let my parents get a facebook haha
commonsense 0
lol tell em all the houses look the same :P if that doesnt work.....it was apple juice. the bong was a vase for the roses you wanted to surprise your parents with to show them how much cared also its stupid to take pics of illegal activities.... ydi...... you do know employers these days try to find as much about you as possible including looking through facebook haha. just an fyi...
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lostinthought 0
yeah, same thing happened to me. my parents don't have a facebook so i thought i would be safe, but my brother, (who is only a year older than me and i usually get along with super well), thought it would be really cool to show them the pictures my friend posted. i have since told all my friends to delete him, and he can only see my limited profile.
kellster 2
You could have avoided this pretty easily if you weren't so stupid. First, you could try not lying or throwing parties in houses that don't belong to you. Second, you could do what everyone else has said about blocking who sees your pictures. Of course, if they were someone else's pictures, there's no way you could have avoided that, but if you and your parents have mutual friends on facebook, then you should have guessed that they would probably find out about your party. In fact, pictures aside, it's usually pretty easy to tell. The fact that you thought that they were as dumb as you are just compounds your stupidity here.
usmcgirl25 0
that's why my parents aren't friends with myself or my friends. I don't need pictures of my friends and I going out on their newsfeed or having them facebook creep me.
adrienne_fml 0
i'm sorry but u totally deserved that one
TheMitmit 0
I assume friends put these up? How nice of them! Get your revenge if so.
Neenertastic 0
ha ha ha … way to go slick! so glad i grew up when the internet wasn't around...i'm old FML
eschreib 0
ha ha that blows
rachel42 0
1 additional tip? Get new friends!! If it was on a friends' profile, and they posted pics of a party, they're idiots! Glad my friends are a little better than that...FYL
Uniquitous 1
Gee, put info about yourself out on the net, and then act surprised when people know stuff about you! FAIL
xbentxlovex 0
and that is why they have privacy settings