Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
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MistAtMarseilles 0
awesome dad
ChrisFrancia 0
at least the family is supportive did he give you any pointers? haha
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Comments (413)
yer8899 0
sounds like the plot of a porno.
Nandian90 0
LOL, I guess that's a good thing... unless he doesn't know your doing his daughter LOL
Tobias_Grey 0
Sorry, but I gotta agree with #19. ... =/
jcue13 0
dude your life is not ****** if her dad gave you thumbs up.. that is cool as shit..
polishswede 0
what the hell?! her dad approved!? what kind of father is he?
rickmonique 0
What rating did he give you?
ashleyy_fml 0
HAHAHA. That's ******* hilarious, not an FML at all, he completely approved. If I was in that situation, my dad would probably kill you haha. That's ******* weird though, so I doubt it's true. I don't think any father would give her boyfriend a thumbs up for ******* his daughter, that's gross. And yeah it's the afternoon, you probably should have shut the blinds. But to the people about the lights, it's the afternoon, doubtful there was any lights on that needed turning off haha. This is funny, but not true at all. And if it is that's ****** up. And not an FML, unless you think your life is ****** because her dad's a creep.
brownrug 0
dude, this was win.
xqme 0
pure win until you guys step out of the house? maybe he didnt know you were boning his daughter. up next: "today, i went to do some exterior construction work in the neighbourhood, and saw two people having sex in the neighbouring house and gave the guy a thumbs up sign, then the girl turned to look. it was my own daughter. FML"
Amkii 0
LOL! At least he approved of it!