Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.
oreomaple123 0
Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..
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TeenTiger 0
I would have texted him back let him know what was going on, texted all the people on her phone making her look like a super tramp and then thrown the phone out the car.
IStoleTheCookies 16
Then he would have no proof his girlfriend is cheating.. it is vital to keep the evidence and although it would be fun, he shouldn't tamper with the evidence. He should just confront her and dump her sorry ass!
gummybear1996 13
Well you don't really need to show the girl the evidence. They both know she cheated so he can smash the phone and still dump her
Bebbo_fml 21
If he screen caps the convos and post on social media then he and the world will :)
kel_riv 0
normally i'm 100% against snoopers, but that ******* sucks and i'm completely on your side. what a dumb bitch.
anatomize 0
Even if she says "you shouldn't have looked", you should have. What a bitch.
Saluton 18
I agree with #7. You shouldn't have looked into her phone anyway.
IStoleTheCookies 16
why would she be bothered if she had nothing to hide though? I doubt she would.
Barthanax 9
Sorry, but if you're in a relationship, that gives the other person permission to take your stuff to wear, look through your phone, go on your Facebook, Twitter, etc. It isn't a good relationship if your partner can't look through your stuff because you're hiding a secret (i.e. Cheating)
EstacyPantsFML10 0
You should have texted the "other guy", said you were leaving him, and you were pregnant by another man. then dump the stupid bitch when you see her again. she gives females like me a bad name. poor guy :(.
theman99 0
before you do anything drastic, make sure you get her to give you head one last time.
wwvmd 0
hahaha I agree with #6 then ditch the ****.. don't blame yourself either. she obviously has issues with her self-esteem to need to do something like that. and does she have any hot sisters? maybe a hot bestfriend? either way it would only be right to get a little revenge :)
dexter341 0
**** her mom
rainyday1010 0
You know guys, he might not have been snooping. Maybe it rang in traffic and he decided to check rather than just leave it. #16 win
Tehalon 0
#16, thats a good idea, but to make it even better; get her to go ass to mouth :P
J_a_s_m_i_n_e 0
You should have texted the guy. Dump her.