Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.
oreomaple123 0
Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..
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Derzimma 2
At all the people who say "throw the phone in the traffic, dump her instantly", this is clearly not the way. I would note the number of boyfriend #2 and get in contact with him, making up some plan to show this bitch! Something evil, yet subtle. Thats the way to go!
AntiChrist7 0
your girlfriend is stupid, that you choose her makes you even more stupid. That you drive for a phone makes you ultra-stupid. YDI
Jem0_0 0
Forty miles in four hours sounds brutal
dancercuity922 0
wow what a bitch. dump her ass and take her phone with you.
Caliber08 0
I understand how Boston traffic SUCKS. What a bitch!
Go_Home 0
You know what, she's a ****. Don't waste too much time. Don't even bother trying to get back at her. Just leave with your dignity like the gentleman that you seem to be. Good luck and sorry :( xoxo
paperfox_fml 0
Shouldn't have been looking. Yeah, she's a bitch, but you going through her personal shit makes you a scummy git too.
retrokidd 0
she would have been dealt with HARD . but don't waste your time with her . ps boston traffic is soo bad & soo boring
mavsfan41 0
You should take all the numbers out your phone put em in yours then next time she give you head, text everybody with the results. :) Then dump her, there is alot better out there, keep ya head up boo. BTW #45 FTW!!!
Cyborg6060 0
The only reason someone would get so angry over 'snooping' would be if they had something to hide.