Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university exam, just because I knew about it but I didn't tell her, because I knew that I would get the short end of the stick. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to make me hold an unlit cigarette before FaceTiming my mom so he could prank her by saying, "He's got a new habit." My mom did not find it funny, especially when I mentioned to her that I did not willingly participate. Now I'm stuck in this car, listening to them argue. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML
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glorbnakcs 0
enjoy your emphysema :) YDI
cpatrick820 3
Honestly, who do you expect to feel bad for you? You just admitted you lied. You got caught in a lie. Boo ******' hoo
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Comments (134)
4hoffben 0
I hope you die from lung cancer
alexus1994 0
the op is stupid and should of just told the truth, ydi for being a retard. u will die from smoking
Violacatt 0
Good lesson - never lie.
lindseytaylor201 0
shouldn't have lied.
Godless26 1
i would say ydi, if youre underage...dont smoke idiot, if youre not, stop being such a pussy and tell your parents you smoke
Godless26 1
i would say ydi, if youre underage...dont smoke idiot, if youre not, stop being such a pussy and tell your parents you smoke
MasterOfTheXP 2
you got OWNED :(
Boobles89 9
YDI for smoking... And for lying. Smoking is dirty.... So so dirty
cindayy77 0
YDI
sayHellotomyKitt 0
poor you. FML blah blah blah. next thing you put on here will prolly be something like," today, I found out I have lung cancer FML" and I'll say " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"