Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, after complaining to the administration about my roommate, I finally got switched. As I went into the room to meet my new roommate, I found out he was my old roommate's brother. They are exactly the same, and I'm not allowed to switch again. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
The heart wants what it wants right?
imyy 20
At least they weren't sexting - now THAT would've been awkward :-)
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Comments (97)
gracehi 33
"So I have this diabolical plan to brutally murder my brother and make it look like an accident. You want in, honey?"
siggy_mcsigx 22
Well, he sounds like more of a loser than you do.
lunabrisingr 3
but that means he has no life and nothing better to do then troll you. so dont worry
Chibi_Kitten 24
"Confess" to your brother on the site as though you didn't realize that it was your brother. Tell 'her' that you secretly are in love or fantasize about your brother. Then every time your brother looks at you, you'll receive the gift that keeps giving when he cringes.
Khaleesi_26 30
I think more bad than good would come from faking sexual fantasys of your own brother.
TiedToReality 8
That's gotta suck :/
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Your brother is evil but crafty.
soulreaper12296 28
Time to beat the shit out of your brother
imura 8
fml. the only place where people encoyrage brutal violence.
bayy1432 14
wow what an ass, the good thing is that you can plot revenge.
nitrog100 21
Stab him in the neck with a knife. Aim for the base of the skull and sever his spinal cord. I'm joking, of course, but he really is an ass. If my brother weren't proficient in MCMAP, I would strike him repeatedly if he did such a thing.
may14th 26
catfish!