Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, after complaining to the administration about my roommate, I finally got switched. As I went into the room to meet my new roommate, I found out he was my old roommate's brother. They are exactly the same, and I'm not allowed to switch again. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
The heart wants what it wants right?
imyy 20
At least they weren't sexting - now THAT would've been awkward :-)
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Comments (97)
Welshite 40
That's a double-edged sword, my friend. Stuff like that makes perfect blackmail.
ActionFearo 39
Consider it practice for the real thing! Also, snapchat and Skype are necessary things in the world of online dating.
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ydi
interesting33 37
How?
lord_meloetta 20
He's a troll
tigerisabelle 31
If I found out and he didn't know, I would have "secretly" confessed "her" to my fantasies of killing my brother in his sleep. Let him panic!
kingdomgirl94 29
Or even just "My brothers been pissing me off lately, but I've been getting back at him. I scrub the toilet with his tooth brush every morning and he has no idea!" then wait for him to get paranoid about his tooth brush.
Lanker 17
FYL, OP. If I was you, I would have beaten the hell out him already. You don't screw around when it comes to dating.
cryssycakesx3 23
but screwing around ensures a second date! ;)
peacheso 31
If you have to screw around to ensure a second date, you're doing it all wrong.
lifeof_toad 19
I wonder how OP found out.
lord_meloetta 20
Sorry OP you'll find the right girl someday
tranced_ 45
brother 1, you 0
oufie20 18
get that sucker back OP
sydneysays 15
That's beyond cruel