Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML
Today, after months of talking to this guy on Instagram and convinced this was a sure thing, he wanted proof I was real and not catfishing him. I sent him a picture of me holding a paper with his username. He replied, “Sorry, I didn’t know you were a big girl. I need a healthy girl who takes care of herself.” FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, the man of my dreams who I met online and have been exchanging messages with day and night for weeks asked the dreaded question: “Can you send me a full body pic?” It’s been 5 years since I had a guy hit me up. I weigh 300 lbs and look like a potato with legs. I don’t wanna lose him. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
Today, and for the 6th time, I sent a potential suitor a full body picture. I usually get ghosted or called a plethora of fatshaming names. This time around the guy told me, “Wow. I’d kill myself if I had that body.” I’ve been single for 4 years and no matter how hard I try to find love, this happens. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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lmaoatyourlife 0
So this guy was some one you had never met or seen before... why would you just assume he was hot?!
farmgirl 3
Darwinian evolution - We look for those who appear to be fit and healthy (i.e. not overweight) because they are the mates with whom we will be able to populate the world and continue our species. Not such a bad thing in the overall scheme of the continuation of mankind.
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perdix 31
Thanks, Alison, for blabbing it to everyone! In my defense, you DID say you were a "plumpa humpa."
truth215 0
be nice send him a spank bank photo
Rayn4u_fml 0
Irregardless may ‘exist’ but it is listed as incorrect, and for good reason: it’s a double negative. So technically, Tarynkd is saying that the disease called MOMO IS affected by what you’re eating. This, leading me to what your problem is: you’re illiterate.
GreenRupee 0
You obviously liked him, because you talked to him long enough. You wouldn't have talked to him if he would have sent you the image at the beginning. YDI for being shallow.
Rayn4u_fml 0
I was not talking to you. Why are people in this thread so self-involved...
DemonicAngel151 0
Same thing happened to me! This guy was flirting with me, so I flirted back, he had a picture on his profile, I thought he was cute, but then I asked him if the picture's real, he said no and sent me a picture of the real him, he would've been good looking if he wasn't overweight. -.-'
drkwlf 0
Oh damn. I didn't know there were so many people in the world who totally do not care about looks and think that they aren't important. Now don't I just feel like an asshole for actually wanting to have sex with my fiance :( Oh, wait, I forgot - that's just people on here that are the ugly/fat ones who are hoping someone will actually be like they're saying. I'm thinking #20 wasn't serious, by the way, but even if they were.. you're right. They are evil :(
ChairForce 0
That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. My husband is ugly and I have no problem having sex with him, in fact he's quite good at it and still gives me multiples after 2 kids and 5 years of marriage. And by the way, I am hot. And I don't just think I'm hot when I'm not, guys are constantly hitting on me, despite the ring.
Kng21 0
I'm not fat or overweight or anything, but I still care about those who are, and I love them or try to love them just as much as I do anyone else. There's nothing wrong with them.
neverStopLaughin 0
I bet your just a ugly. Not only that you are a shallow bitch too.
Lisa89 3
People are so stupid. If I'm getting along with someone over the internet I make them go on webcam or send me photos straight away to prove they're real. I don't understand why people wait weeks or years then get surprised they're not who they say they are.
hatarou 0
well did you be nice and give it to him