Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML
Today, after months of talking to this guy on Instagram and convinced this was a sure thing, he wanted proof I was real and not catfishing him. I sent him a picture of me holding a paper with his username. He replied, “Sorry, I didn’t know you were a big girl. I need a healthy girl who takes care of herself.” FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, the man of my dreams who I met online and have been exchanging messages with day and night for weeks asked the dreaded question: “Can you send me a full body pic?” It’s been 5 years since I had a guy hit me up. I weigh 300 lbs and look like a potato with legs. I don’t wanna lose him. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
Today, and for the 6th time, I sent a potential suitor a full body picture. I usually get ghosted or called a plethora of fatshaming names. This time around the guy told me, “Wow. I’d kill myself if I had that body.” I’ve been single for 4 years and no matter how hard I try to find love, this happens. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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lmaoatyourlife 0
So this guy was some one you had never met or seen before... why would you just assume he was hot?!
farmgirl 3
Darwinian evolution - We look for those who appear to be fit and healthy (i.e. not overweight) because they are the mates with whom we will be able to populate the world and continue our species. Not such a bad thing in the overall scheme of the continuation of mankind.
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RaeBabe03 0
Wow you were talking to someone you have never seen how.... I don't even know a word to call you! can someone help me with this please!
john_gabriel 0
Honestly, I have more issue with the "Now send me some pics, my friends don't think you're real." I mean, the unattractiveness is there; yes, we can argue about whether people are shallow or not. (Fun fact: Indeed, you are shallow. Instinctively. That's just biology. Giving people a chance is the important argument here; however, no matter how "deep'" you are, you do make snap judgements based on people's appearances. Deal with it.) But... if he's been telling his friends about this girl he met on the internet, and they don't even believe she exists... that says a lot. I'd be scared, is all I'm saying.
TiniMartini 0
way to be ****** shallow... good Job. now the same thing that happened to Shallow Hal will happen to you lmfao
Tequilamockngbrd 7
http://www.cracked.com/article_15664_9-words-that-dont-mean-what-you-think.html Irregardless doesn't mean anything. Using it doesn't make you illiterate, but it does make you sound a bit silly, in my opinion. Otherwise, fair argument. :]
jjjeah 0
It generally makes people sound pretentious... trying to use a longer word without even knowing what it means. You don't need an "ir" and a "less" on the same damn word. Does no one have a proper sense of grammar these days? In any case, Tarynkid, you are not illiterate, of course. :) That was, however, just some friendly criticism, and now you know. The number of years this term has been in use is irrelevant (and not irrelevantless), because all that means is that for 80 years people have been walking around talking like douchebags. As for you, PiiNkJAM - hahaha, laughing in a condescending fashion when you're actually quite wrong ends up making YOU look more foolish than the person who unknowingly used the word in the first place.
Seventytimeseven 0
ok so if he sent you a real picture and he was fat and unattractive in it he clearly willingly sent this photograph...where does the "hot" come into this equation then? He may think he is attractive(prolly not but hey) and maybe just the sharing of lots of interests or your personality made his friend disbelieve your existence. But seriously I'm kind of thinking YDI for assuming he was hot
scateice 0
Fat people are perverts. Ew.
john_gabriel 0
Even Santa? Damn! I guess eating a lot just... makes you a pervert too. That's weird... almost like there's no logic behind it at all... in fact, it's exactly like there's no logic behind it at all.
grrrarrrg2 2
YDI for only caring about how he looked. If you talked to him for "weeks" and he seemed like a good person and you got along It shouldn't matter you shallow ****.
KKKdixie4ever 0
you sure talk alot of shit you ignorant ****** bitch
KKKdixie4ever 0
why does this sight allow fat niggers like you?