Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML
Today, after months of talking to this guy on Instagram and convinced this was a sure thing, he wanted proof I was real and not catfishing him. I sent him a picture of me holding a paper with his username. He replied, “Sorry, I didn’t know you were a big girl. I need a healthy girl who takes care of herself.” FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, the man of my dreams who I met online and have been exchanging messages with day and night for weeks asked the dreaded question: “Can you send me a full body pic?” It’s been 5 years since I had a guy hit me up. I weigh 300 lbs and look like a potato with legs. I don’t wanna lose him. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
Today, and for the 6th time, I sent a potential suitor a full body picture. I usually get ghosted or called a plethora of fatshaming names. This time around the guy told me, “Wow. I’d kill myself if I had that body.” I’ve been single for 4 years and no matter how hard I try to find love, this happens. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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lmaoatyourlife 0
So this guy was some one you had never met or seen before... why would you just assume he was hot?!
farmgirl 3
Darwinian evolution - We look for those who appear to be fit and healthy (i.e. not overweight) because they are the mates with whom we will be able to populate the world and continue our species. Not such a bad thing in the overall scheme of the continuation of mankind.
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Comments (160)
ensemble 0
LMAO that's unfortunate
LolWaitWut 0
o_e''
Deadguy71 0
Just send him a picture of your mom... Unless he's under the age of consent, in which case you send him a pic of you when you were like 12, to ensure mom doesn't get in-trouble somehow.
comedy_tragedy 0
wow you are shallow.
allie11 0
okay can i just say that they arnt shallow, they just arent interested in fat people. just like some one wouldnt be interested in certain hair cuts or hair colros, everyone is shallow in some way. and people who dont like fat people arent ass holes. i used to be "fat" i lost so much weight and now im not. i now understand why people think its gross. its not fun being fat and emotionally its not fun either. it also ist healthy so people who rnt into fat people arent ass holes they just want a healthy person. and honestly i bet evryone whl is saying they are shallow probably wouldn't date someone "over-wieght" either so you guys need to stop cause ur really annoying. if you fat then get to a reakin gym and work for a healthy life. thats what i did and honestly i get more relationships and less people starring at my "fat". its really annoying when people say dont be shallow. well then why dont they get to a gym and actually work for it. all skinny people do so just shut the **** up seriously.
xxcheeseizlifexx 1
havent met him but talk to him and assume hes hot ******* pedo
angelhorse11 0
FYL
lcilci 0
Don't trust profile pics. Ever. Period.
vanillatwilight6 0
soooo... did you send it
LiuKang92 1
Don't talk to him or send him a picture of some celeb