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Today I was fired from my job. They fired me because they couldn't work around my college schedule. The only reason they hired me was because they were looking for college students and without a job I can't go back to school. FML
Today I was fired from my job. They fired me because they couldn't work around my college schedule. The only reason they hired me was because they were looking for college students and without a job I can't go back to school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
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Top comments
liinkinparkfan97 34
That sucks! If that's the case then they shouldn't have even told you that they could work with your schedule in the first place, let alone hire you if they planned on firing you anyways. They could have saved you a lot of time, time that could have been used to find another job. Hopefully you'll be able to find work elsewhere soon, best of luck OP!
Tripartita 45
Take out a life insurance policy on yourself. Kill yourself. Collect the insurance payout. Simple and appropriate.
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Comments (14)
JGreene2452 0
double standards for the win
jazalea8 16
Op, when I worked while in college, I tried to make a simple schedule for work. I would try to take classes either on certain days (like Tuesdays/Thursdays or Monday/Wednesday/Friday). Or I would try to make a schedule where certain hours were blocked out for classes instead of spread out. Night classes or morning classes only. I tried to keep close to that schedule every semester as much as possible. Sometimes you can do mixed type of classes (online courses as well as campus classes).
Mattdog625 3
makes no ******* sense
fantasyworld 39
<p>I'd see if there are any campus jobs.</p>