Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9
Slow down there champ
soccergurrll 8
You broke your nose over a dollar...
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Comments (99)
pexy_fml 16
Broke your nose? You where running toward the machine?
daps29 11
Ouchie the nose is a the second most hurtful place for me I think you know what the first is
klovemachine 24
Oh the irony OP :)
feroxletum 6
Mo money mo problems
maemadness 2
I bet that dollar bill is going towards a hospital bill! :D
icychill10_fml 6
What's wrong with Jew?
MetallicaFTW 16
Now you can use that dollar and many more to pay for your new medial bill. FYL, OP. Sorry.
kfinch7 10
Atleast now you can use your dollar to help pay for the hospital bill (;
greatdanen 6
I knew this would be a girl when I played out the spatiomotoric malfunction of the FML
ForeverEminem1 5
Im scared to know what you would've done if it had been a 20...