Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
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Top comments
FMLandurstoo 9
Slow down there champ
soccergurrll 8
You broke your nose over a dollar...
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Comments (99)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Slow down! It's not like the washer gnomes will get to it first! It's not a race! Just don't close the washer and reopen it. THEN the washer gnomes would have gotten to it.
zee12101 11
And that's why you say you sweat blood for money. :P
Kiki242 19
Are you Mr.Crabs?
TheFirstSamurai 18
Is OP Aloe Blacc?
xcarxcrashx 9
Hey hey 44
sweetmama88 6
See that's what greed will get you , very stupid move . I sure hope that the dollar was worth it ! .
Pandacupcakelove 26
So if somebody picks up a dollar, they're greedy?
Dixbfloppin 11
I will never understand why some people type their sentences and add a space before adding punctuation at the end of their sentence ! Can somebody please explain this to me ?
ImmaB3AST 7
What are you getting for Hanukkah this year?
jos_binet 15
Jewish?
coughyochick 7
Were you that desperate? I understand its a recession and you live in Arkansas, but, good god.
perdix 31
Were you whipped into a frenzy by those McDonald's Dollar Menu ads? God only knows what kind of damage you'd do if you spotted a Klondike Bar in there.
eBall07 2
Dafuq? You can't just stick your hand in there? :/
Michael_92 20
Then how do you get your clothes out!?
buttercup1998 5
For a 100 dollar bill I can understand but 1 dollar lol really?!