Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
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Top comments
FMLandurstoo 9
Slow down there champ
soccergurrll 8
You broke your nose over a dollar...
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Comments (99)
Turtle_rebellion 10
Calm down! It's a dollar, not the cure for cancer!
klol_fml 11
Looks like you got a hospital bill instead.
Rodders_SOTC 1
A dollar. FYL? No, get a life.
linkinpark98 24
Thats sucks that a dollar won't pay the hospital bills... I think you got a little too excited there, girl.
ButteredRetoast 4
Where did you find your profile pic?
linkinpark98 24
Reddit! ;D
freshlybreezy 15
Probably shouldn't mention how excited I get when I see change in the bottom of my washer then, huh...?
nikkikinlilla 9
How broke are you if you get that excited over a dollar
Albarufus 13
I guess you won't think it's worth it when the hospital bill arrives. :D
motocommradios 6
Guys, you're forgetting the most important part!! OP, did you succeed in grabbing the dollar?
mario2012 18
Why would you take money that has been laundered?
tmmundy 17
It's the best kind. It's nice and clean. Why wouldn't you want clean money?
mario2012 18
You're missing my joke.
tmmundy 17
At least you find money in the washer. I only find bullets and ink pens from when my husband has washed his clothes previously.
outoftown 27
#37, Bullets?! Talk about hazardous washers...