Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, I learned that I may have lung cancer. I've never smoked a day in my life but it could be from secondhand smoke exposure from all the years of my mom smoking around me. FML
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML
Today, my mom fell and hit her head on our coffee table when walking inside. She tripped on a 1 cm gate rail. She split her head open and there was so much blood. This is the third bad fall in 2 weeks. She still smokes, despite having COPD, and the ER doctor telling her smoking is depriving her brain of oxygen. FML
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Top comments
B52_fml 0
that sucks to hear.. but I hope your mom gets through it all right.
mlipro 0
Shit happens. Welcome to life. More shit happens when you smoke. Congrats on getting lung cancer. I agree with #1 all the way.
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Comments (117)
Twinfools2431 0
thts ******* crazy and srry man
Wendelaa 0
umm, YDI, not that you mothe has cancer, but that u even dare to joke about that kinda stuff.
brie3 0
I know it wasn't intentional, but it makes you sound like a super asshole.
THysios 2
hahahaha, sucked it. smokers deserve it
blairvic 23
Good. Yo mama deserved it.
icanfloat12 0
she knew she would get it my sis started smokin like 2 months ago, and she goes tanning every day... she is so getting cancer
FMLrockzdude 0
or all u guyz who said YDI stfu, his mom has lung cancer, show some sympathy!
theyhatein 0
I would like to say, since im studying drugs in school, that this women does not completely deserve lung cancer. So she made a mistake and tried smoking one day, god knows why, but everyone makes mistakes in their lifetime; and she sadly made a big one. But smoking is very very addictive, once your addicted, you need it for your body to function. Its more of a physical need then a mental one. Its like you telling yourself to stop breathing or blinking, you cant do it easily. Just think before you say from now on poster. Best of luck with your mom, god bless!(:
ZeroMan42 0
Wtf does this even have to do with triangles?
vvvvvsss 0
ass hole