Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
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andy1500726 19
Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?
chosha_fml 27
Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.
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Comments (52)
idioticmess 15
that will be one hell of an awkward convo with the owner!
TheRoyalBattler 5
Wonder if that rainbow tasted like skittles!
b00kn3rd 14
Chill...it wasn't from the owner. The dog just ate some sexy skittles.
mbwilks 10
Taste the rainbow! Poop the rainbow!
False_Stupidity 42
Amazing, an FML involving poop and after 64 comments not one shitty situation comment. I'm proud of you all for avoiding it.
elcee1987 18
But we got about twenty possible fml's for the other side.
fuckmylife518 15
"Today, I got my dog back from the animal hospital. I also got back my rainbow-colored thong. FML"
pfdrhllzyea 6
Would love to be a fly on the wall for that one.
amisenho 11
Well, you're right; it WAS rainbow-colored. Now, it's a sepia-toned thong.
cwl727 33
The owner is going to be embarrassed.
pugpuggy 21
I bet both the owner and the dog will write an FML! "Today, the vet gave me my thong my dog shat out. FML." "Today, I pooped out my owners grey thong. God damn it, why are dogs colorblind?! FML."