Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
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andy1500726 19
Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?
chosha_fml 27
Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.
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Comments (52)
animalxcrackers 20
I think that would be more embarrassing for the owner than OP.
Wizardo 34
Girl let me eat that tho-o-ong, making my tummy go da-na-na, thighs like a truck truck truck, lace like what what what.
sarneeley 14
I wonder if eating that made the dog sick and that's why it was at the vets in the first place. So the vet needs to show evidence that that the dog is all better because there was merely a thong blocking up his system.
angryclouds 15
Agreed.
weveallbeenthere 30
this needs a follow up.
tjw1616 21
lol awesome
angryclouds 15
I anticipate an FML later today saying: "Today, I went to go pick my dog up from the animal hospital..."
beaverteaser 16
taste the rainbow?
Omniprism 15
Really?!? That seems a bit much. Who would want their thong back after their dog pooped it out!Horrible.
neverready 25
I think you have to give it back...they can dump it right outside your hospital, but everything would be theft. Maybe it is an expensive or otherwise special thong and the owner was probably already searching for it. Just put it in a plastic bag and hand it over. Fyourlife for having to wash it...uargh!
DanielleinDC 34
F the dog's parents' lives too. But at least they'll know what made their dog sick.