Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, my sister went from choosing not to have kids because they just aren’t for her to being obnoxiously childfree. We can’t have a single conversation without her ranting about how much she hates children, and parents are pathetic losers. I have three kids and don’t want her around. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML
Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML
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Top comments
MandazInTC 33
This is a difference in life values. I'm sorry to tell you that if she isn't willing to change her mind, you have to change your mind or situation. It isn't worth continuing a relationship knowing your values and wants don't align.
dragonfly08330 10
why should she have children she does not want? on the flip side...you shouldn't be deprived of having the family you want....sounds like you 2 have an expiration date
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Comments (17)
Slim87R 7
I see your dick kick, and will raise you one **** punt.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time to decide whether or not you want to stay with a woman who has no interest in having kids while you do. Also, find whatever material possession your sister likes the most, and burn it.
thomasthedankengine 11
don't throw your life away for some ungrateful retard
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I mean, women do have to do all the work where children are concerned - pregnancy and everything that comes with it, labor and delivery, breastfeeding, and most of the time diaper changing considering how many men just puke whenever they smell a dirty diaper. I totally get why some women don't want kids. Still, some do, and perhaps it's time you find one of those women. Don't put a strain on your relationship over different life goals, and definitely don't force her to have kids she doesn't want.
Gemfez 17
Your sister is funny.
DLBL 23
Good thing you're not married. Your sister needs a kick in return, BTW.