Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I tried using hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
**** what they think. Who doesn't want to smell like lemons?
A07 48
That generally happens when you use it.
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Comments (43)
brokenjawskhan 21
Ydi for being a 'cheap bastard' Use perfume from now on.
Joshery 14
Tell them what happened
worldclassrager 41
Wasn't there a drug store you could have stopped at on the way there?
StarDust5921 16
at least you're considerate! I'd rather smell lemon tree on someone than B.O. any day.
chosha_fml 27
A cheap, lemon-scented, bastard.
Ksweety_fml 27
Tell them to kiss your ass. Lol....
disintegrate 3
there is always the option to wash yourself at the sink...
scottyboy417 19
On the bright side next time you smell really good everyone will probably notice.
liza1922 7
How did you not realize you were out the last time you used it?
lil_ham1644 29
Did you not keep the lid on it? How did it dry out?