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stephiew This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Brief encounter

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

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Nothing like a 1-upper.

TheKareBear 0

ah.. old people these days.

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StudMuffinette 17

old people ftw!!

Haha sounds just like my grandma.

I moderated this! :)

I moderated this! :)

hahaha dude that's not an FML that's funny

You totally wanted to know that, didn't you?

nyancat51424 0

she's nice

malMALERIE 3

wow was that my grandma??

What really sucks is that someday we are gonna be that old!

lol. so what bugged you? the nose bleed or the fact your getting closer in age to do the same thing?