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stephiew This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Brief encounter

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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herzskins 0

Nothing like a 1-upper.

TheKareBear 0

ah.. old people these days.

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Zebidee 9

Old lady gold.

Struedelmuffin 0

She probably had herpes anyways.

zekecastro 0

old ppl smell like chocolate

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Obviously the nose bleed and the pants being shat in created a bond between you two. Next, you'll be trading cooking recipes and creating "special" meals.

brookers_ashley 0

um.... really? to much information...

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Sounds like grandma needs to purchase depends for when she has gotta, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go! haha I love those commercials.