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stephiew This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Brief encounter

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Nothing like a 1-upper.

TheKareBear 0

ah.. old people these days.

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HowardTheDuck 0

the more you know

THRASHtillDEATH 6

Haha, there's a chance she was kidding there.

Ah... an awkward bathroom bonding.

sounds like a shitty situation.

dayellethescene 0

Haha!

Lol...best reply to this fml I've read

dayellethescene 0

some things are better off not knowing...that's GROSS.

Atleast u won't have to see her again!

shes obviously classy :)

pfx2_fml 15

that's more of a WTF

pfx2_fml 15

that's more of a WTF

she was setting a posh new fashion statement, sure hope it doesn't catch on though...