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stephiew This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Brief encounter

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

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Nothing like a 1-upper.

TheKareBear 0

ah.. old people these days.

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ToyotaObsession 1

lol

Emilee_2012 0

'cue commercial tune and rainbow' "The More You Know!" :)

she has no shame in her game

kittea86 0

i lobe those too number 68!.. "and i don't have to go right now" great commercial

wriptidez 0

poopy

HA! thats funny

I think the old lady got a little personal there

freaking hilarious!!! Oh, to be old and say whatever the hell you want!!

There's a story that will never get old.