Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
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Top comments
Hermyoni 0
Wow your mother doesn't wait long not even divorced yet and looking for action. FYL OP how inappropriate for your mother to break the news that way.
Starfire22 5
Well, that's one way of finding out about a divorce...
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Comments (65)
me5 0
They didn't tell you when they were going to marry either. No one has to tell you every thing happening...
Moonstarmist 0
They do if she lives at home. Even then, it's common courtesy for the parent to let their child know if they're getting a divorce. OP: FYL
Sweet2020 4
I TOTALLY AGREE! Your Mom is an adult, she can do what she wants without asking for your "permission", even if you don't think of it that way, that is probably why you're mad. Get a grip and then go out and get a life, your parents obviously are.
judetheobvious 0
YDI for having a slutty mom
tman9497 0
lol what a good way to tell you
shiritt 0
and she comes to YOU? i thought it was supposed to be the daughters that go to there moms. than again, such an opportunity has to be good fun, i mean, look at the possibility's! you can tell your mom the guy loves woman that spoil their children! you can tell your mom the guy loves rubber ducks, and she should buy masses of them! (the dog agrees) and you'll get twice the amount of pocket money. its a win-win-win-win situation! and you deserve that! :) see, it isn't that bad,
cytoloopy 1
ootu ootu ootu
DutchCourage 0
Gotta love her way of "easing" you into the news of their divorce.
cakezorz 0
I think I know that trainer... could his name perhaps be... Ray William Johnson?
xemogirl14x 0
why does your username say "apparentlyemo"??? im offended.
rmunoz1994 0
that sucks...sry
kaylalay91 0
Wow... I'm really sorry to hear that. My parents are going through divorce too. Hang in there. Everything will turn out fine in the end.