Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as "Dad" to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in, or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
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Top comments
21jason 9
Why didn't you have them call it there. Maybe you would have herd it ring
ilikeapplejuice 7
*We knew what he meant.
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Comments (73)
xxLovePinkxx 0
Just go back and give them a different number...?
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
But that would be too simple!
furfantasies 0
Nice one.
iloveweed69 7
Common mistake
vturbz91 0
Aha smooth move idiot
hateevryone 15
just get another one.
MrOwl 0
To be fair... No one uses a landline. OP probably forgot one existed.
Schiffy 18
Why didn't you call your own cell phone from someone else's to see if someone took it?
Deantastic 0
Should of called it there. :p
Skafta 0
Sounds like something I would do. :P
sidd_02 0
u need to consult a neuro physician...he will recommend u sum memory sharper capsules... m sure it will be helpful for u as it happened very small mistake this tym..it was just a cell phone..next tym it could be ur car !!!! beware !!!!.