Username
United States
Brain fart
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
unaware
Columbus, United States
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
Chelz
Swansea, United Kingdom
My brain
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
lunchbox2353
United States
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
mrs14
United States
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Brain freeze
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!!
Mexico
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Anonymous
United States
This ol' truck
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Anonymous
United States
Losing my mind
Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML
Anonymous
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
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sambino2012 0
been there done that.. lol
Susieee_Q 9
We all have our moments.
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Comments (141)
morgaanntomas 0
haha yesterday I was watching a video on mine then started freaking out when I didn't feel it on my pocket..
fffmmmffflll 0
dumbshit.
tyty_kaytee 5
that's so funny lol .
123456789joey 0
fail
justanotherrando_fml 2
At least you weren't looking for a flashlight with your phone to find your phone… lmao
123_omg 19
Funny! I was talking to my mom on my cellphone once and freaked out cuz I couldn't find it. She finally said "well, how did you manage to call me then?"...lol
winterale29 0
to be honest I have done that way to many times!
dantheman31297 0
haha ur a retard
udontknome 0
I agree with 17. Actually, both have hapoened to me at the same timrle
silverstar210 0
don't worry, happens 2 everyone all the time :) lol