Transportation, Cars and Relatable: Brain fart

Brain fart

By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

been there done that.. lol

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Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

We all have our moments.

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buckleB 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:57

that's so funnyyy

sueannpalma 7

Friday 10 June 2011 4:11

lol we have all done this

kmckeex32 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:20

stole this of highdeas...

tanman230 10

Sunday 4 June 2017 6:56

cause there isn't a dome light for that reason

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