Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn't lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0, and got booed off the field by our own crowd. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, in my school's rugby grand final, I had to take a penalty kick to win the game. Possibly the easiest kick I've taken all year. I stuff it up, and it completely missed. A crowd of 2000 people laughed, and later booed me off the field. FML
Today, my team was mistakenly scheduled against an over-60 team. I'd feel sorry for the old fogeys if they hadn't beaten us 3-0 and racked up seven yellow cards and a red on the way to doing so. FML
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, after winning the first set for school tennis championship, the losing side refused to shake hands with my team. We ended up getting disqualified from the championship by the referee for bad conduct, even though it wasn't our fault. We told the referee what happened, and he said, "Suck it up." FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, my worst fear was realised while walking past an under 15’s football game. The ball landed right by me and I attempted to kick it back, except it went flying diagonally & ended up even further away. I’m a 36 year-old man and got roasted by a bunch of 15 year-old boys. FML
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raNDMGUy 5
how do you win for 49 years then lose 63-0????
allmidnighteyes 11
Motherfucking dammit. I lost the game.
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Comments (145)
Arodri 0
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
mangotron 0
i was gonna say that you dick!
nell3bell 0
aweeeeeeeee man! its times like those that should be just automatic defaults to movie moments and they should win. year 51, they can respectfully be annihilated, but that is really sad.
kittyswisestrips 0
This was the Arcata-Mack game wasn't it?!
Brey1013 0
YDI for playing American Football Wat a gay sport
Brey1013 0
YDI for playing American Football. Wat a gay sport
_20jre 0
you are gay for saying that
Madlarkin 0
Yo, was this the SJHA Vs Lincoln game?
Sodam_INsane 0
lmao that sucks man
coliecole111 0
LOL that's almost as bad as our school's football team! Maybe worse, and thats pretty hard, especially since we're only a two year old school XD most epic fail ever
czarofandronia 0
REVENGE IS FINALLY ATTAINED!!!!
Jakojan 4
to #110, theres only ONE RULE to "The Game". you can NOT think about the game or you lose. by him saying "I just lost the game", EVERYONE WHO READS THAT post has in turn, just lost the game. the game also has no winner. just a HUGE list of losers
Chocolate_Chunk 2
The game has winners. Everyone who won can never lose again. It's just that only a few people know how to win it.