Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn't lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0, and got booed off the field by our own crowd. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, in my school's rugby grand final, I had to take a penalty kick to win the game. Possibly the easiest kick I've taken all year. I stuff it up, and it completely missed. A crowd of 2000 people laughed, and later booed me off the field. FML
Today, my team was mistakenly scheduled against an over-60 team. I'd feel sorry for the old fogeys if they hadn't beaten us 3-0 and racked up seven yellow cards and a red on the way to doing so. FML
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, after winning the first set for school tennis championship, the losing side refused to shake hands with my team. We ended up getting disqualified from the championship by the referee for bad conduct, even though it wasn't our fault. We told the referee what happened, and he said, "Suck it up." FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, my worst fear was realised while walking past an under 15’s football game. The ball landed right by me and I attempted to kick it back, except it went flying diagonally & ended up even further away. I’m a 36 year-old man and got roasted by a bunch of 15 year-old boys. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
raNDMGUy 5
how do you win for 49 years then lose 63-0????
allmidnighteyes 11
Motherfucking dammit. I lost the game.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (145)
rbueller77 0
this really isn't an FML. it's the nature of sports and it isn't that funny. practice harder, get over it, and win next year
skierguy 0
Boo-*******-hoo.
LafayetteCA 0
I KNOW WHERE THIS IS!!! Campolindo beat you guys... i was there
ClumsyJason 3
LOSERR :)
berr_817 0
ahah. This sounds like my town! We beat our rival team last night 63-6. It was amazing, especially because they beat us last year. :)
fcukb0o 0
Oh BOO you guys must suck so bad, BRING BACK THE OLD TEAMS! Old teams > New ones. Well mostly, sometimes.
Andyangels27 0
not much of a rivalry then 49-1 in 50 years doesn't qualify as a rivalry
cani_fml 0
who the hell cares?
EveryDayJackAss 0
well, you can sue them for using steroids! :D do it the American way!!
capital_seven 0
Combobreaker.