Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn't lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0, and got booed off the field by our own crowd. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, in my school's rugby grand final, I had to take a penalty kick to win the game. Possibly the easiest kick I've taken all year. I stuff it up, and it completely missed. A crowd of 2000 people laughed, and later booed me off the field. FML
Today, my team was mistakenly scheduled against an over-60 team. I'd feel sorry for the old fogeys if they hadn't beaten us 3-0 and racked up seven yellow cards and a red on the way to doing so. FML
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, after winning the first set for school tennis championship, the losing side refused to shake hands with my team. We ended up getting disqualified from the championship by the referee for bad conduct, even though it wasn't our fault. We told the referee what happened, and he said, "Suck it up." FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, my worst fear was realised while walking past an under 15’s football game. The ball landed right by me and I attempted to kick it back, except it went flying diagonally & ended up even further away. I’m a 36 year-old man and got roasted by a bunch of 15 year-old boys. FML
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raNDMGUy 5
how do you win for 49 years then lose 63-0????
allmidnighteyes 11
Motherfucking dammit. I lost the game.
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ISellHerbs 0
Without a loss to a certain team is possible. 49 years undefeated is about 750-0 if you are including state and regional tournaments. Besides, it's a fake FML. No team loses 63-0 after beating the same team for 49 years straight.
Pennyfeather 0
Not 49 years without losing A game, 49 years without losing THE game, which would be the game against their rivals. He doesn't say anything about winning every other game.
blastvortex 4
Wow. Talk about having poor sports for fans. YDI for not winning. FYL for getting kicked in the mental crotch by your own side. [edit] Fmycar? That's your name? Wow. You have a dirty mind. lol =p
bubbarific 0
ydi for gettin cocky
IllegalLight 0
that's depressing
myhairynutsack 0
YDI for being a loser
kmoney66 0
What kind of rivalry has u beating them fifty years in a row
jonny2x4 0
Since nobody's mentioned it yet... You guys soooo got PWNED!
blueknight1st 26
Now you see why high school football mean absolutely nothing.
bmx5S5 0
i bet u havent played for 48 years anyways
godsrightnutsack 0
How the f does that happen? I mean in soccer it's tough to score a few goals! was your goalie asleep or on crack or something?
uallsuckatlife16 0
wow you are a ******* retard its football not futbol as in the the sport where u get 7 points for a touchdown and a xtra point not ******* soccer you idiot
IOwnedYou 0
Actually, where I live we call it football too, to describe American Football, you put the American in front.