Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
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Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, after I put my friend's birthday in my phone wrong when we first met, I sent him a "Happy Birthday" on the wrong day, thinking it was the day after. I genuinely apologized and changed it. He then sent me an aggressive text about how I’m a bad friend, and won’t be coming to MY birthday party. I’ve apologized 12 times. FML
Today, I went to my son's friend's birthday party and felt really proud of giving a great gift. It just so happened that I regifted the same gift that his friend's mother gave to my son the month before, because I forgot to check the name on the bag. It looked like she was about to faint. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, on my birthday, I worked overtime because I haven’t celebrated my birthday in years. I got out of work and found a bunch of hate filled voicemails from my mom about missing my surprise party. She has never thrown me a party in my life; in fact I haven’t spoken to my mom in 7 months. FML
Today, my sister refused to come to the hospital with the rest of my family to visit my new baby. Apparently, I’m an "attention hogging slutbag" because I "chose to go into labor" on her birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
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jcash52426 5
And I would have told that friend to **** off I was having a baby. The world doesn't revolve around you.
jbuckets_404 39
OP: There's now one less Christmas card for you to send out this year....
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Comments (43)
RogenP 8
I think you mean ex-friend
my2centsworth 15
So take her the placenta. That'll shut her up.
MiraRose 20
Sounds like a bitch you don't need in your life.
Witchylady 18
Tell her that she has to not only buy you a baby gift but a present for being a new mother and an extra present for brings friends with a selfish person as she is and only then will you buy her a gift too
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Is your friend three years old, or does she just have the brain capacity of someone that age? Seriously, she needs to get over her spoiled bratty self and realize that the world doesn't revolve around here. You might want to reconsidering having her as a friend, OP. Years down the road, she could still hold a stupid grudge against your son for being born on "her" day.
onibatty 15
Sounds like you need better friends.
Atmey 5
Now you know your son shares your "friend"'s birthday, an excuse for eternity.
Tzazaroff 0
Get better friends
leo1106 15
Could've sworn you said "friend". Had to go back and reread a second time. She sounds like an absolute twat who you're better off without.
randybryant799 21
I would have told her to **** off.