Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
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Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, after I put my friend's birthday in my phone wrong when we first met, I sent him a "Happy Birthday" on the wrong day, thinking it was the day after. I genuinely apologized and changed it. He then sent me an aggressive text about how I’m a bad friend, and won’t be coming to MY birthday party. I’ve apologized 12 times. FML
Today, I went to my son's friend's birthday party and felt really proud of giving a great gift. It just so happened that I regifted the same gift that his friend's mother gave to my son the month before, because I forgot to check the name on the bag. It looked like she was about to faint. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, on my birthday, I worked overtime because I haven’t celebrated my birthday in years. I got out of work and found a bunch of hate filled voicemails from my mom about missing my surprise party. She has never thrown me a party in my life; in fact I haven’t spoken to my mom in 7 months. FML
Today, my sister refused to come to the hospital with the rest of my family to visit my new baby. Apparently, I’m an "attention hogging slutbag" because I "chose to go into labor" on her birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
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jcash52426 5
And I would have told that friend to **** off I was having a baby. The world doesn't revolve around you.
jbuckets_404 39
OP: There's now one less Christmas card for you to send out this year....
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Comments (43)
sambmjmdjj 9
I assume she was joking. If not you used the wrong word when you said "friend"
lilchica22001 22
I'm sorry your new son shares a birthday with such a twat. At least you have a good reason to miss ALL of her future birthday parties. Congratulations on your baby
HaveNoShame 3
Might as well let this friendship go now. Even if you both get over this fight, you'll just have the same argument every year when she can't understand why you're celebrating your son's birthday instead of partying with her.
Thor1012 28
unfortunately had friends like this.. expect you to lay it all down for them and they'd do nothing for you. screw that I'd be too excited about a friends baby than my party. Be running to labour room hoping to catch a glimpse. congrats OP and enjoy it. don't worry about them
norisorroz 28
How dare you!
AKchic 7
That **** can **** right off. Seriously, you're well rid of her.
0neiros 14
Everyone here is missing the point. How DARE you have your baby on the same day as HER birthday. Now, horror of horrors, she'll have to share her birthday, and you being selfish and all will probably celebrate YOUR CHILD'S birthday over HERS in the ensuing years. Some friend you are. For the sarcastically impaired, the above post was not in any way serious.
CountZiggenpuss 7
I would tell her that her birthday present is being removed from your life, and that she should f@#k herself. Vigorously. With a cactus.
Bluemonster3 26
She should be the one happy for you!
naturegrl 9
Your "friend" can **** off, imo.