Today, during lunch, I said, "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on." One of the guys present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying, "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman." Which was also the case. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I was in a crowded elevator and, like any sane person, eavesdropped on the couple in front of me. The guy was breaking up with his girlfriend, and she was crying. As they got off, I patted her on the back and said, "You can do better, honey." It wasn’t until the doors closed that I realized I had just encouraged my boss's wife to leave him. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
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ConfusedGuy 0
Dude, **** his life.
GhettoWangstuh 0
im a friends addict, and that just made me crack up omg nice one hahah
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Comments (23)
SadinSherman 16
They were on a break.
Thebroskii 11
Did he have a son named ben?
blakarius 6
Why did you even yell that out loud your a douche YDIB
evamusical 12
Was he a paleontologist?
a_tadych593 0
wayyy to go
RadioOctopus 16
Atlest he ddnt leav u for a lez lik the other one
Incognito23 15
You really should have just shut your mouth after your first mistake.
Beva_fml 15
Why not just state "that sucks"?
cwl727 33
Well it was true so how did this affect your life? I see nothing wrong with what you said.
JmarChanology 20
Ah shit...