Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patient's room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
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freakybella 0
I'm just curious, what kind of granddaughter gives a picture of herself in a bikini to her grandfather? I also have to ask what kind of grandpa frames it and has it brought to the hospital? I'm sure he must of had more appropriate photos of her so why bring that one? Was he trying to spark some doctors attention and want to date her? the whole damn thing is just creepy.
gusgus36 5
whatever, he should expect it if he's gonna have a bikini pic of her. Kinda weird really
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Comments (41)
WallyTheWombat 0
Yea that's kind of unprofessional. Either way, the patient doesn't have another picture of his grand daughter? Admiring her through a pic of her in a bikini is a little creepy.
WallyTheWombat 0
Well, I guess it would also depend on the content of the picture to determine if it's creepy or not. OP had thought it was like a pinup calendar or something so it's probably her on the beach posing for the pic.
starile 20
When reading this, I first assumed it was a family member. Why didn't OP?
varkey 7
that was stupid of u but why does he have a pic of her only in her bikini?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh FFS, ya pervs. My parents have pics of a 5 year old me, totally topless. They must be pedos too, eh? As others have said, it was likely a vacation photo, or maybe taken on a happy fishing trip Gramps and Bikini took together. Wouldn't it be more disturbing if Gramps felt the need to hide it?
missdezzybabee 0
Being 5 and topless is very irrelevant seeing as nothing is exposed and your parents have the pictures. Not an old guy proclaimed to be grandpa. This situation and yours at two very different ones.
suprmidgt 0
family is obviously action packed with issues
Needzalife8D 0
denile
LoLoDM 0
Grab a Twix
cthulhu1138 1
It all comes down to point of view. The patient sees a picture of his granddaughter having fun at the beach, others see a girl in a bikini.
yeahiknow0 0
It's still weird..