Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a nice restaurant with my grandfather, who kept telling me to be kind towards our waiter, as he was probably just starting his summer job. The same waiter who, as my granddad had probably forgotten, had brought us our food six months ago and was now standing four feet away. FML
Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear…" they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my grandfather sent everyone in my family an email thanking them for the photo we got him. I'd bought the frame, edited the picture, and delivered it to him. All everyone else did was show up and complain while the picture was being taken. I'm the only one who didn't get a thank you email. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, I spent all day at the hospital with my grandma for some tests. When I drove her back home she decided to thank me with $50. Knowing she is unemployed, I told her I couldn't take a whole $50. She replied with "Ungrateful, just like your mother", then took the money and left. FML
Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
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save_me_08 0
Yea we need more info... Was the guy you hugged a creeper? Did he somehow manage to get your number and has left 57 messages asking to continue what you started at the restaurant? Did he follow to your car and stare as you drove away? Did he cop a feel before releasing you? DETAILS PEOPLE
feesh 0
thats awesome..but really hugging a stranger is not an FML..unless he was feeling you up of course.
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Comments (54)
anonymousstudent 0
stupidest FML ever. please dont post any. ever. k thx bye.
dashaka 0
Once again you sick and twisted vile pieces of shit i.e(45 & 43), anyone can write whatever they ******* want as long as they think its an FML! You need help, you are not well. If you have some kind of disorder then I apologize and truely feel sorry for you. You should be monitored by someone so that you don`t bother and abuse people for no reason. Word
betch321 0
hmm i dont really see this as a fml, but its pretty embarrassing haha
Oriina 0
Ah, shit happens... When I was 6, I followed a man almost all the way down the beach because I thought it was my dad. Then I got lost and couldn't find my way back. I raced back down, crying for him, haha. Embarrassing, but it could've been worse. It's just some (old?) man you'll never see again.
woohooliz 0
thats just ackward..not fml
that_funny_girl 0
Haha #22
tathu 0
i actually rofled at this :p
Neherlanicperson 0
Woah that's sort of hot............. You should be glad it wasn't me
tchaikovsky93 0
Wow. nobody cares
joyyluvsya 0
thats not an FML