Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
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sparrowren 10
Lots of dogs dislike citrus from what I've heard. So maybe he was reacting to the smell?
shady914 14
Dogs hate citrus
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Ben14h 22
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So? You can use that against him if he is ever a bad dog, otherwise it doesn't really make a difference
Thoricsteam20 24
Except the fact that whimpering and peeing themselves is not a way to teach them to be good, it's more like a form of abuse because that dog sounds like it´s being hurt mentally.
marcranger 29
Better than him being afraid of home invaders...?
Thatissarcastic 17
Unless they are home invaders with orange peels.
coried91 28
My dog was afraid of napkins. She would bolt into a different room and whine until she felt the napkins were well hidden. It was a good way to get her to not beg for food though. They all have their little quirks. Then again, I don't think she ever peed when she saw one.
doglady 16
My dog Radar loved licking lemons. Every so often he'd take a nibble and make a face, but then he'd keep licking it.
shady914 14
Dogs hate citrus
Redgy22 26
not all dogs. Mine love all types.
finalyearsofhate 22
All 5 of mine love citrus. Rubbing the peels on them repels fleas, too.
amanda182 19
My dogs beg me whenever I eat oranges, so that's not true for all dogs.
lex1459 38
My dog eats oranges like it's nobody's business. But then again, she's afraid of the kitchen tap, so she might just be a bit strange.
Wonderful_0 19
my dog loves lemons for some strange reason
TheOnlyGod 5
I don't understand why you think your dog is a large upright rock normally used as a pillar... Because that's what a monolith is...
bluefairy_fml 24
Maybe because he's huge and heavy and won't budge, like a big rock?
mds9986 24
It's called a metaphor, #5.
bonermonkey 31
I'm pretty sure the word OP was looking for was 'monolithic', e.g. like a monolith. Technically the TheOnlyGod is correct.
derangedplanet 23
I love over dramatic wording. but the whole stone part does make it a little odd of a word choice. I would like to see more good words to use here because I can't think of any good ones, and if you gonna judge you better be a good enough writer to have something monumentally better.
SneezyBear 27
#49 A metaphor is when you identify something as being the same as some unrelated thing for rhetorical effect. So phrases like 'my dog is a hulking monolith', 'SneezyBear is a walking dictionary' and '#49 is not the sharpest tool in the shed' would be metaphors. Kapiche?
sparrowren 10
Lots of dogs dislike citrus from what I've heard. So maybe he was reacting to the smell?
devildog562 33
Orange ya glad your puppy is so cute ?
supertacowaffle 41
My 90lb giant Labrador is scared of old men. Like, when my grandfather comes over he cries and hides, lots dogs all have strange fears. My old dog had a chronic fear of bubbles.
Lalala579121 28
Your old dog must have had a bad incident with bubbles and being attacked by a fish.
aleyp63 13
your old dog must be a growlithe, attacked by a horde of magikarps
Lalala579121 28
Magikarp can't learn Bubble.
MzZombicidal 36
My sister had a big 70lb+ standard poodle that was scared of fart noises. We found out as I was playing with fart puddy. She immediately pulled her tail between her legs and sprinted out of the room.
yea_its_me123 13
Haha wtf
FieldLeftBlank 20
I used to have a German shepherd who was afraid of handbag-sized dogs.
vampire623 6
I had a toy poodle that would try to play with any thing bigger then her but scared of anything smaller