Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
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Top comments
sparrowren 10
Lots of dogs dislike citrus from what I've heard. So maybe he was reacting to the smell?
shady914 14
Dogs hate citrus
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Comments (72)
thejonac 21
but that's so adorable hahaha
worldclassrager 41
I love the way you wrote this...
InnocenceBlue 38
Oh my god that's hilarious! My dog has a similar phobia, his arch nemesis are spring onions (scallions or green onions to my American friends :) )
Smurf97 10
Rotties are by far the biggest scaredy cats on the face of this earth. Over the years my rotts have been scared of vacuum cleaners, thunder, chihuahuas, and even their own farts!
ohSNAPyall 27
You're in good company, pup. Cats are afraid of bananas.
ChickenNug 17
My dog's afraid of balloons, bubbles, newspapers, those cardboard rolls in paper towels, plastic bags, ect... Pretty much she's scared of everything except large dogs. She tries to pick fights with them. (She has a Napoleon complex)
jelrid 30
...And you just posted your dogs (only?) kryptonite on the Internet. For literally everybody to see. Nice one...
laden_swallow09 35
Go out and steal from OP's house. Post results!
Ninjerman 7
Sorry, but that's adorable?
thenisg 10
Maybe don't put orange peels near your dog.
Zarcissa 34
My mom's dog is afraid of hot air balloons and fireworks.