Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
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Top comments
Limberger 1
Wow, what an asshole
Ravemaster7 0
Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)
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Comments (240)
WildClown 0
A week of sexual favors and watching movies sounds like a good bargain to me. Clearly he was a moron.
tWitt3rBuG 0
He's such a douche! You're so lucky you found out now. Atleast now you'd know who your true friends are! Hope you feel b8r!
gravityplanx 0
agreeing with #9. It seems a tad bit forward to just go out and promise sexual favors like that... I mean, even if he hadn't been SUCH an asshole, if the only way you had a chance of getting him to spend time with you was through sexual favors, then he's not worth it. but seriously, what a douche... i hope you're like, in middle school or something because then his immaturity would at least be explained.... then again, the idea of sexual favors in middle school is a whole bunch o' creepy
xNephilim 19
Ever considered some people like promising sexual favors? My boyfriend loves me and wants to spend time with me anyway, but I still love promising him certain things, just because I like to see him happy. Also, a lot of sexual favors will lead to things profitable for the girl too, if they aren't already.
Rockyio 0
...you must really suck ass at sexual favors! lol
Herbal_fml 0
Well that's good then, you wouldn't want to be dating a jackass. And are you 14?
deaditegirl 0
Wow. At least now you can find someone to date who isn't a complete asshat.
asttro_boy 0
I hope he breaks both feet...
hudo 0
crutches for me too... i had a surgerey with metals and screws in fibula but WTF 6months with crutches :O forget your ex. the way he did can only jerk do. get well!
were_giraffe 2
you deserve better than that at least you know how shitty he is now... tho that doesn't help much
Them_fml 0
Look on the bright side, at least you found out he was an asshole before it was to late.