new dog
Gaithersburg, United States
Best foot forward
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
StinkFoot
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Bridgnorth, United Kingdom
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
PerfectTiming
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Eindhoven, Netherlands
Spinning out
Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
Top comments
Soloman212 28
I guess it's time to give him the boot. (I'm sure you don't want it anymore.)
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Time to introduce your dog to people you hate. *evil laugh*
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Comments (57)
AineK 9
Yeah.. Blame the dog..
worldclassrager 41
Then what other things does he chew on aside from bones?
ryan1268 18
Well thats a shi.... nevermind im not going to say it. :) Hope you can tarin the dog OP :)
sweetbliss3 37
you wrote the same thing as #9. at least copy a good comment.
FMLkoala 28
Don't you DARE copy me
ulissey_fml 22
he obviously needs his trainer . So that he stops needing yours.
paramor3 23
Is your dog named Hooch?
vikky538 29
well you can do two things...either train your dog not to poop in shoes or treat your dog like a cat and buy some shoe shaped litter box...
Sakuraashita 15
Try and transfer this talent to a toilet maybe then make a YouTube video about your toilet-pooping dog which people in the comments will then proceed to call fake.
Omniprism 15
I can relate to this. For some odd reason my dog needs to poop ON things. Like plants, bushes and rocks.
annarcheer 19
target hit
NyQuilSausages 7
Maybe you can put old shoes outside where you want the dog to poop and put your good shoes on a shelf?