Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to sing karaoke after saying no for years. The lyrics screen froze halfway through the song, and everyone expected me to keep going from memory since I picked it. It turns out I only knew the chorus. I hummed for an entire verse as bemused strangers politely clapped along. FML
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
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needleinmypants_fml 3
YDI loser. people paid to hear them play not to hear you fail.
Timmo_fml 2
Well, I guess that's one way to audition!
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Comments (311)
phorcep 0
lol @ all the grammar Nazi-ing. And OP, YDI for being that rude. Save that shit for when you're watching it on tv at home; nobody paid to hear you sing, good or not.
megannnchristine_fml 0
haha that's really funny :)!
jojobeanz 0
you guys r idiots
5t3ff1k4h 47
Irony.
vkon 0
that's what you get for going to a musical.
iliketurdles 7
ahaha.. ohh wait, it's not that bad depending on how many people were there and how many you will see again in your life.
MOGCrusader 0
You should have just kept singing to see what would happen. Maybe a musical mob would have chased you out.
Dudeitsian 0
Who sings? I mean really?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Uh, many people.
hcovballer247 0
it's disrespectful to talk or in your case, sing during a musical or any kind of performance you dip****
faifai_fml 21
anyone else dying to know what song it was?
MOGCrusader 0
probably a Justin bieber musical.
extradorkyloser 4
this is so funny! I wish I was there. I would have lol'd.