Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to sing karaoke after saying no for years. The lyrics screen froze halfway through the song, and everyone expected me to keep going from memory since I picked it. It turns out I only knew the chorus. I hummed for an entire verse as bemused strangers politely clapped along. FML
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
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needleinmypants_fml 3
YDI loser. people paid to hear them play not to hear you fail.
Timmo_fml 2
Well, I guess that's one way to audition!
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Comments (311)
artssfreak 0
who the **** sings along at a musical? dumbass
FLYiN_CLOUD9 4
haaaaa. freak..
ripjohnlennon 5
omg!! you fail!! lmao!
Flounder 2
YDI...shut the **** up when you're watching a performance, people pay to see the actors not listen to your "quiet" singing turn into full-blown assholery.
NeonAgatha 0
XD
HeaRTs_Girl 0
209, yes, I'm on my Blackberry, and attempting to get the FML application always results in this thing freezing. There are only so many times that I can take the battery out without wanting to throw it at the wall shrieking profane and unwholesome words. Christian roommates, you know. ;-)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh, it's okay. Their virgin ears will soon be corrupted. Better prepare 'em for the inevitable!
mR_StAtiiC 0
this is fake OP saids he sings along quietly to it. if he was so positive how did he not notice no one was singing. and the chorus doesn't start right in the beginning.
nanaprincess 7
that's too funny. you probably weren't the only one.
HeaRTs_Girl 0
To 251, obviously we care. Damn illiterate trolls.
ohthebloodygore 16
Obviously, I was joking. If you took the time to read my profile.
oshi16toofly 0
didn't yu know it was an instrumental when yu were quietly singing the lyrics to yourself ?