kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Woodville, Australia
Bedtime
Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML
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Mightytall 35
I hope you went straight to hospital to get checked out and right after that to police and filed an assault charge. Being blacked out for any amount of time is a serious health issue and a concussion and headache would be the least of your worries. As harsh as it sounds, if the kid doesn't learn what consequences are, he is going to kill someone before he's a teen.
emmeelgee 10
You lost your job? Did the mom not give you any time to explain..? (I think I already know the answer)
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losergurl19 3
crying 4 u ? sorry u lost ur job tho
laden_swallow09 35
Since you torn a new one for something you didn't do, may as well give them a reason, now. Bludgeon the little asshole's skull in. See how he likes it.
scottishoatmeal 22
Sounds like something from a movie! "Baby sitter Nightmares"
Mahcookiez 15
Who the hell goes to sleep on he kitchen floor? A normal person would've suspected some shit was up.
MonstreBelle 29
I do, but I'm usually drunk and trying to decide if I want to eat or pass out. Coincidentally, that situation can also lead to lost jobs and killer headaches.
mswim 27
Maybe the kids done something like this before and the mom was trying to make OP feel like it was her fault or something. Idk
bapbap_fml 15
I sleep on my kitchen floor probably a few times a week. But I also have health issues and basically go down while trying to get myself food and need to rest before I keep going. I highly doubt anyone would voluntarily sleep on the kitchen floor, it is the least comfortable floor in the house.
Demon_of_Light 27
Some parents refuse to believe anything bad about their perfect little angels, even when all the evidence is right in front of them.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hope you're doing well OP! Sorry about losing a job though..
NostalgiaFreak9 43
One of the many reasons why I don't babysit.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
But seriously, that mother must be beyond stupid. She should've known something was up if you were knocked out on the kitchen floor and came to still on the floor.
Marcelb 17
Well obviously this comment is going to get buried, but I think I also would have looked for a new babysitter. One that doesn't let him/herself get knocked out by a 10 year old. After all, it's quite hard to babysit when you're knocked out.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Yes, because OP was totally like "HEY I KNOW! Knock me out cold so I don't have to do my job! I can't babysit while I'm unconscious. Brilliant!"
legodude28 16
Did you know it would be buried because what you're saying is ridiculous?
dabaerju 23
The moment I read 'this comment is going to get buried', no need to read the rest.
aeryn97 17
if you lost consciousness then you need to go to hospital asap. even if you're fine you could get serious brain swelling that can kill you quickly. Liam Neesons wife was fine and laughing at jokes one minute, dead the next.
feven 32
What kind of evil 10 year old just leaves someone passed out on the floor. That's WAY past the age of knowing that's just a dumb thing to do.